What's the weirdest place you've lost wieght?
Good morning all!
As the title of this post suggest, todays topic deals with weight loss in weird places!
We all know we lose weight around our waist line, or it shows in your face. Heck, we even lose weight in the bottom of our feet (that's why I'm shorter, the fat in my feet are gone...LOL!)Those are the obvious places. But what about other places? Okay, get your mind out of the gutter...
I'm talking about...
Now, here's the story on how I figured this out.
When I come home from work, the first thing I usually do is remove my upper partial. Right now you're saying to yourself, "I didn't;t know Scott had false teeth!" Yeah, I've had them for about 14 years. I had to get them after eating a piece of microwaved garlic bread, but that's another story for another day!
So, the first thing I do daily upon returning to the old homestead is to remove my teeth! My normal routine is to place them in a cup in the bathroom. Occasionally I will leave them on my computer desk for a short time. OK, I'll put them there and forget about them...duh! Well on Saturday, that's exactly what happened.
Ain't she cute?
After placing them on my desk, I went to make a cup of coffee. When I returned, what did I see? My terroristic little black chihuahua sitting very lady like in my computer chair. Bottom down, front paws placed on the tabletop, chewing! Even though she was sitting very ladylike, she looked more like a school of piranha feasting on a cow that accidentally dropped in the river!
All I can say is, she is still living, and no animals were hurt in the telling of this story! The last thing I need is the ASPCA breathing down my neck for beating a helpless little puppy!
Now, back to the topic. When I went on Monday to purchase a new upper partial, the dentist looked and my old teeth, and then my new ones and said...you lost a lot of weight in you dental region. Have you been sick lately? Which opened the door to discuss weight loss surgery!
So, when the day is done, what is the weirdest place you have lost weight?
I posted a little of this on Face book the other day and a friend of mine responded..."Scott, did your dog really chew up your falsies? Teeth, I mean? LOL. You're supposed to chew with them, not have the dog chew on them!"
"Falsies"? That just brings up another place I've lost weight...moobs!
Ciao!
4 comments:
My boobs are almost gone now. Not that there was much to begin with. I mourn them but not much. I would rather be healthier and thinner than well endowed. Which leave the question: where have I freakishly NOT lost weight yet. Just above my butt are these little pillows of fat that stick out through my clothes and give me a bizarro figure. These drive me crazy but they are persisting. Hopefully they will be gone soon. I cam only assume these are there because of all the years I sat on the part just below it.
Blessings,
Karen
That precious black puppy does not look like any pirahnha to me!
You make me laugh Scott.
Darn litte chihuahua's! Gotta love them, there so darn cute.
ditto to the moobs! he he
Hello!
I just recently go new shoes. I'm down ~155 pounds and 1/2 way to goal. I went from a 13 EEE to an 11.5 D! I didn't know I would loose that much in my feet! I also now have a Patulous Eustachian tube from my weight loss. That means I have lost fat in the tissue of my EAR!
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